A man needs something he can hold onto. A nine pound hammer or a woman like you. Either one of those things will do.

My friend has a dog that she carries around like a handbag. She buys it little sweaters because "she's cold". She leaves the TV on Animal Planet when she's gone for long periods of time.

Dude, it's a rat disguising itself as a domesticated animal. I'm pretty sure that Chutney has had bowel movements bigger than this thing.

Now THIS is a dog.